Please don’t apply for the Spurs job, or just turn up at the training ground. You’ll get a text telling you when it’s your turn to have talks. So far, 57% of the population have had at least one discussion. You have to give the government credit for that.

⏱ 10. 🎶 Y DICE BEN BEN BEN Y HACE BAM BAM BAM Y LUEGO BUM BUM BUM ES GOL DE BRERETON 🎶 #VamosChile #VamosLaRoja 🇨🇱1-0🇧🇴

The moment Keith Roscoe of Rawtenstall CC took his record breaking 1812th Lancashire League wicket

Dean Smiths: there is a light that will never go out Watford: this is candle in the wind territory pal

Arsonist arrives with fire extinguisher

OK, so the Y6/7 transition packs were soooooo popular, that I was thinking of asking the unbelievable content design team SparxMaths to create a booklet/course to support for y11/12 transition (i.e. getting ready for AS). If a good idea, RT this to sigal "yes please I want one"

John Redwood(2017) was making jokes about #DoverChaos after Brexit. "Does that mean they'll be queueing in the sea?"

Someone shared a table on here comparing what grades students got in A level maths 2019 for each GCSE maths grade achieved. Has anyone got a copy of it? #mathschat @robotmaths Dr Frost

That has to be the best leg of darts ever and to do it in the final is insane. #NineDarter #WorldDartsChampionship

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened😢 #rovers

I'm beginning to think she doesn't actually want my help with the wedding planning.

Well done Sam Szmodics 👏🏻👏🏻

Time for the thread you’ve all been waiting for! Here’s how I think senior UK politicians would attempt to cross the big red balls in Total Wipeout 1/

I have recently written a new curriculum for 5-18 mathematics. I think the approach to curriculum design is unlike anything that currently exists. I also think it is precisely what we need. I will publish a full discourse shortly. But first, I would like to stress test my

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