Well that’s my old Getafe Burger King jerseys retired to the bin.

If Erling Haaland’s legs fell off tomorrow morning and he had to retire, where would he rank in Premier League greats? He probably already cracks my top 40.

Half way through my first day as head of PR for Jordan Henderson. Think it’s going pretty well. Just going to check the timeline on my lunch break…

Brendan Rodgers is definitely eyeing a future job in Saudi Arabia and lathering on that butter like there’s no tomorrow.

By the time he turns 23 Lamine Yamal will either be in the Ballon d’Or mix or having a disappointing loan spell at Rangers. There are no other paths.

Who wins the Premier League edition of this? Purely on having what looks like the least invasive costume it’s probably Fulham’s Billy The Badger. Burnley’s Bertie Bee might give him a run for his money. Gunnersaurus is finishing dead last.

Landon Donovan

The Coupe de France provides some of the best away days in football as teams from French departments and territories take part. Today, A.S Saint-Pierraise from St Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Canada, play against CO Pacé - a trip of over 4,000km! Kick-off is 2.30pm CEST.

Danny Welbeck? In 2023? My word.

I support Sporting Ilam De Mechi now.

Now. Wouldn’t go as far to say a golden era. I know people like the bemoan referees, but go back even 10-15 years or so and the decisions were worse if anything, we just didn’t have the replay immediately available all over Twitter.

Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Uruguay, Argentina AND Paraguay. What an absolute shitshow.

DO IT @NETFLIX

Oh no.

It seems Miss GOTI Jr has voiced her opinion on Roy Keane.

Seems that that the rumours are true. Horrible for Bill Kenwright’s family after a long battle. Sleep well Bill.

Popped on for the first time in ages to check something. Have kind of binned of Twitter, as whoever does content moderation (nobody?) just lets war crime videos appear everywhere. Only scrolled down twice before one appeared, so off I pop again. Merry Xmas and HNY and all that.

Just popped on to watch the Titanic sink. Ditching the anonymity and just going by jackanori.bsky.social, so see you there maybe.