New episode of the podcast out! We get down to business discussing Grief, NY v LA, Kansas suburbs, and gratitude for the process of life! open.spotify.com/episode/6JKeCy…

Damn, maybe I should do a twenty, maybe I should break that twenty, do a ten Maybe I should break that ten, do a five, then if it gets live, do a five again If he held his tongue on that live, he'd be alive again, damn

Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting

Intended on reading some quick pages of a book while taking my morning dump- ended up on twitter instead. Damn.

AM I BEING GASLIT????

I do not want olive oil in my coffee

Not too fond of the new Snapchat AI

Mfs was like “Bobs burgers is so funny” I turned that shit on and was like this for 4 eps

This is Howie Dewitt

There is this tik tok account that picks up men from Home Depot and they get to go to Disneyland for the day. It warms my heart.

Everyone going to Twitter when they realize instagram is down #instagramdown

Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing

Received a bill from the hospital after the birth of our 2nd kid: $4,000 I asked for an itemized statement and found several things that didn’t apply, so I called them out on it Just received an updated bill: $2,000 Not sure how some of this stuff is legal…

Logan Robison ⚡️ "My insurance company's compliance team had questions about a few of these items" - new bill adjusted to $35

This is the strangest flex / plea for attention I’ve ever seen? They died bro why you tweeting this ☠️