“Nobody could have predicted this” Nobody:

Imagine if it was possible to setup an operating system in a stateless, declarative and infinitely reproducible way. Maybe using some sort of a functional config language even…

só quem dá aula no fundamental II entende a importância de humilhar um aluno de vez em quando

Maturing is realising that living modestly in a good country is much better than living like a king in a shithole country

Every 5 years or so someone in Valve's accounting department realizes they're one mistake away from accidentally becoming a bank so they do something really funny

"What do you mean you haven't heard of the 67 meme? It's everywhere!" My algorithm:

Você não vai acreditar mas existe todo um debate sociológico sobre isso

Lembrem-se crianças: respostas de formulários públicos devem ser ambíguas! Cadastro -> "SE você for um novo usuário, receberá um email de confirmação em breve" Recuperar senha -> "SE esse email estiver cadastrado, você receberá um email de recuperação de senha em breve"

SIM PQP essa porra desse meme é um desserviço, inclusive promove anti-intelectualismo

HotelDon crazy how like 99% of the actual issues with valve only negatively impact you if you're addicted to virtual skin gambling

Do pagans actually know about pagan religions or is it just vibes and percy jackson ?

at uni in china i was summoned to provide my visa name before the council so i told them it was 威震天 (Wēi Zhèn Tiãn) eliciting a gasp and wide eyes as they asked who named me which ?? so i gave my mentor’s name and they sat me down to explain mf named me “megatron” 😭😭😭

Sim, eu uso: - Windows - Postman - HeidiSQL - PHP - Chrome - Jetbrains - UI web do chatgpt copiando e colando - Banco Relacional - Notepad++ - Jira E continuo milionário.

When games came with maps and full size posters >>>>>>

sick of peopIe who try to make everything an aesthetic

Outlandish stuff. It's almost like - hear me out - that there are *other* classes of bugs aside from memory errors?

This is the equivalent of tattooing 炒饭

todo SaaS da bolha BR vai virar um diamante de sec… tu não tá ligado na quantidade de tentativa de hack que recebemos

Eu não odeio o Windows o suficiente