It’s bitches like this the reason why they only serve you two drink max in public spaces. You sat your grown ass up there and ordered 14 shots, then got mad when they gave them to you? 😒

I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were

25 minutos de coldplay no intervalo da final da copa

I would have made very different life choices had someone informed me that piloting a cow ferry was a career option.

If I go to a cookout and bite a hot dog and it’s a carrot I’m fighting everybody

I touched on this before, but this entire propaganda campaign hinges on the idea that Hitler only hated jews, and no one else. Cause why the fuck would a majority of Palestinians worship a guy who thought of them as subhuman, as described in his book

Meanwhile, uptown, Samantha was meeting with her own destabilizing tan guy…

Happy April Fools’ Day (Orthodox)

Put it in the Louvre

Yo viendo a un protestante random exigiendo que cambien al Papa León:

how the new york times writes about israeli war crimes

Good point. Women should not have sex with men, date or marry them, for their own good (4B) Unfortunately, it doesn’t guarantee 100% protection cuz those evil fvcks still can rape

cómo se siente usar una computadora durante la semana / el sábado a la mañana

He was the most unrealistic part of Veep. No man in DC is this hot.

*stares in Latin American*

Laura loomer regional pokemon variant

THANK YOU GENERATIVE AI USERS