What you think optometry school is: 🤓 What optometry school really is: 🤑

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Advise: don't go to professional school if you like sleep bc u will never sleep again and if you do u will feel guilty bc u weren't studying

My mom has used the words "car goals", "photo cred", and "trending" this past weekend. Why is she hanging out with high schoolers back home?

"I used to write poems to Paul McCartney. Lots of beautiful poems to Paul McCartney" -gram, what?

You can tell I like pizza from the looks of my body

RT if ur pregaming thanksgiving

thankful for boys, butts, Beyoncé, booze, brunch food, bread and the binternet

I've actually really enjoyed 2016 I'm not sure what everyone else is talking about

NO LINE AT THE KALISPELL DMV. Total 2 minutes with no appointment, is this real life???!

ringing in the new year on my couch watching dr pimple popper hbu

You know you live in California when "rain traffic" is a thing

Was told it rarely rains in California but here I am with a flooded pool and a river running down my street

PARTY TIP: Pizza can be your Valentine.