I eat it all on Christmas. I can be a geezer and a bush babe all in one. Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh.

me n my rehab friends pitching the idea for a BBC 3 comedy titled "My Crap Sober Life"

I’m not mad at it. Men are really ugly, about time they start getting some help.

it’s not that i think i’m always right, i just always end up being right

Shorty lettin’ Rick Sanchez crack

mind you this probably isn't even what happened that little boy just looks like he's mad about something

this is what ian somerhalder was doing with his face on tvd

this is the most Sims 4 thing I have ever seen. he even goes straight to pushups 😭

when will people realize that my opinions are facts

Cut off your nose to spite your face

i fundamentally do not respect people that start their wordles with "adieu"

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

hello why is the sky suddenly MAGENTA ?

that's not a light it's literally the sky