me when i’m smokin and vapin

surely this is the dumbest design nintendo ever did. not only could you not play while they were charging, they're just fully incompatible with switch 2

it's not too late to replace jared l*to with tig notaro in tron ares

will this work with my printer

saw a guy on the subway manspreading so wide he was blocking a seat and when asked to move his leg he got so mad he just stood up instead

i truly think if our medieval ancestors could walk around brooklyn they’d be comforted by how much shit is still on the sidewalk

one of my biggest issues with superman is why was this girl here. girl there’s monsters go home

me when i’m trying to fit 17 squares into a larger square

classic wedding dj hype man has been suddenly replaced by an old woman periodically going “don’t get me started” and “how’s it going over on the dance floor” into the mic

my favorite part of weapons was a poster in the school hallway that looked like this

this probably feels sooo good for the mattress

and thank goodness for that

ken jennings one of us

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

i went to the rapture and no one there knew you