"I'm pretty sure the world doesn't want to know that!" x.com/scxrlctwitch/s…

"I bet they won't say the same." x.com/40sJerk/status…

"But the entire world isn't made up of men." x.com/scxrlctwitch/s…

"I'm not gonna randomly ask someone if they think I'm cute." x.com/40sJerk/status…

"I'm still not going to do that randomly. That'd be weird." x.com/40sJerk/status…

Slides over to Natalia A. Romanoff.. "Do you think I'm cute?"

"She seems to think I'm beautiful." x.com/40sJerk/status…

"Who made Wanda sad?"

"So you win." x.com/40sJerk/status…

"Just curious, Natalia A. Romanoff.. That's all." She shrugged, blushing slightly while looking down.

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"Well, of course Nat is going to agree with you. She wanted to kiss me the other day." x.com/40sJerk/status…

"I'm here." Curls up in a ball on the TL.

"I want to set crap on fire."

"Sleep." x.com/BlithePorcelai…

"Why not?" x.com/BlithePorcelai…

"He's married to Santa. Woah."

Huffs.

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