Jesus defeated death so you can live.

open bar at my ladies family wedding, will chazz make a bad impression? you bet.

bring back bo pelini

"The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?"

what does one do when their burner has fallen off harder than the nazi regime

I will never stop, i will never quit, i will bend, but i will not break.

STD test came back negative, blue pow to celebrate

dylan raiola studying patrick mahomes tremors and movements to copy and use them next game

malik washington is a terrorist

if i was ever asked what is the worst torture method around, i would say watching donovan raiolas O-Line try and block for dylan

FEED JUSTIN JEFFERSON THE FUCKING BALL CARSON WENTZ, FUCKING jew

girlfriend just showed me her halloween costume from last year

If i were to ever rob a bank this is my loadout

movie theaters should implement a 5 minute break midway through movies to allow people to refill drinks/popcorn and use the bathroom without missing anything

what flavor of autism is it when you randomly choose the exact amount of hangers for your shirts?

end of an era

opened my own vape line, whatchall think?

A sunday song #lank