Hello, I’d appreciate it if everyone could stop making me look like a useless hunk of metal and let me demonstrate my skills. #FourthWallBreak

Captain Phasma and the Stormtrooper Corp.

If you had to chose between saving Malcom X, Marthing Luther King Jr. or Harvey Milk who would it be and why? — “None of them. Who are they?” curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

“I should do a calendar. They already use my armored self propaganda. Why not show the lady behind the armor?”

“As is the woman who wields the lightsaber.” The only loyalties held by Phasma were to herself. She didn’t mind if the exchange was frowned upon. x.com/forceofembrace…

It’s weird that you and the General are on first name basis. — “That is none of your concern. What I call him is between Armitage and I.” curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

“Agreed.” Phasma allowed a slight smile to appear. Rey didn’t seem half as bad as Kylo had made her out to be. x.com/forceofembrace…

How do you feel about Ren? — “Which one? I’m going to assume you’re referring to Kylo. Quite honestly, he’s an excellent sparr... curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

“Right? And you, so fierce and confident. Girls definitely do it better.” The Captain had seen the Jedi in action before and admired her style. It seemed extremely natural. And who doesn’t like seeing Ren get his ass kicked. x.com/forceofembrace…

Do you like cats? — “I’m not one to grow attached to things, but I love cats. Millicent keeps me company from time to... curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

What happened on Parnassos? — “I have no clue what you are referring to.” The Captain was thankful for her helmet. It hid the g... curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

Do you remember Siv? — “I’ve heard that name once and it would be best if you would never say it again.” Phasma made a m... curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

Did you kill Brendol Hux? — “Brendol Hux was a fantastic leader who died a tragic death.” curiouscat.me/FuckinPhasma/p…

“What is even going on at this point?”

“I believe in FN-2187. I truly did. My mistake.”

//: I’ve really been wanting to write some Hux and Phas because I’ve just finished the Phasma novel and I’m craving it! If any of you Generals out there are interested, please shoot me a dm!

“Get the /hell/ out of my face.”

“Kiss a Ginger Day? Gladly.”

“Bored.”