my landlord keeps taking pictures of what is clearly himself pretending to break into our building and posting them on the front door because he is mad we and the other tenants keep letting delivery people into our building

she moves like she's selling lamp oil, rope and bombs.

😭😭

When I was dating, there were multiple times where I had to tell someone "You don't need to use therapy language with me, I am not going to cancel you, please say exactly how you feel, that is what romance is about..." and then I'd finally get the real person under that

Ben and Jerry baby can y’all pls make a normal butter pecan or vanilla or something so y’all can be my main lil shit? I can’t keep eating Ooey Gooey You Dropped A Bomb On Me Imma-a Diva Rocky Road

speed really is just irl luffy LOL

La carta de Palkia | La carta de Dialga

the main problem with making your entire existence based on not dying, is that when you inevitably do it will be very, very funny

Do I have bad news for you…

"We noticed how much you all liked this and made the executive decision to never do it again!!"

ㅤ

dear god may's face texture didn't load so I've gotten probably the creepiest jumpscare in the history of gaming

she went viral, scammed people out of millions, disappeared forever, she’s going down in history books.