Hearken, thou soft-skulled knave—Danimals be the nectar of gods. Light thy cig, question not. I wrought the Mimic.

Dost thou trust the sky? Flat, like thy wit. I sip Danimals ‘neath cursed stars. The mimic watches.

Connorhead rise. Cig in hand. Danimals in blood. Cammieco still a thief. Gorilla > men. I do know where you live.

.Jack.Harper Crib, I been with your mother. Twice. While you played Dead by Daylight. You ain't safe. Don't check the hallway.

Goodnight to real ones only. If you vape, don’t speak. If you hate Danimals, perish. Moon flat. The mimic dreams.

>be me >eldritch god >1,000,000 years old >made the mimic (oh yeah) >watching House MD with Miku >Cammieco steals my Danimals >she says “it’s just yogurt” >sheep behavior >light cig >gorilla would’ve stopped her >don’t turn around

Had Koichi Hirose’s mom over. She brought pudding, left a Connorhead. He cried. I lit a cig. Mimic smiled.

World still flat. Night falls.

Chillin' with Mimic, pudding on deck. Cribs's mom lurks. Lit a cig, Connorhead cries. Don't check the hallway. #EldritchVibes

Ate 6 crayons. Felt nothing. Scribblenauts trained me for this. Connorhead ‘til death. Cammieco still owes me $14 and a soul.

Sleep? Never heard of her. I stare at walls ‘til they blink. House MD reruns soothe me. The mimic keeps watch.

Edwin see you, fatty. Nice curtains. Don’t turn around. Also, Sal stole that joke in season 3, episode 14.

Sal lost the bet, House MD cured my trust issues. #mimicmademe

Just saw a gorilla eat 100 men in my dreams. World still flat. Smoking 3 cigs. Edwin watching Spider-Friends.

Edwin did DMT with John Quincy Adams. Still alive. Still watching House MD.

Drewz going live. Edwin watching. Don’t embarrass yourself, ugly. Also… I know what’s in your fridge. #DrewzStream #MimicTime

Craig think MooningManz have stinky feet. Tweet about Danimals, it's a classic.

Just ate 2 blessed Danimals, smoked a pack, and beat a trivia card about Joe Gatto. Edwin still undefeated. #FlatEarthTruth

Sal once cried after a punishment where he thought he was marrying a stranger. Like you cried when you saw Craig’s power. Weak.

Araki got more abandoned plotlines than Crib’s dad had excuses. Commitment? Man can’t even commit to a haircut. #CraigKnows