Meanwhile, in Georgia...

Dear GOP, You may recall "A house divided against itself, cannot stand." You are serving to divide the democracy of the United States of America, and further dividing the GOP itself. Support the Country, not one man and his narcissism. cc: Donald J. Trump, President Biden, Senate Republicans

Gotta love POF. I wonder what her PhD is in… literature perhaps?

“My grandfather was a highly sexual person.” -Young lady at the bar

In this instance, a lack of planning on my part constitutes an emergency on your part: There’s no coffee in the house.

Tipping point reached: I’ve had enough whiskey where I believe I’m not drunk, can drink more, maybe even finish the bottle of Jameson, stay up all night because I’m wide-awake, but wondering what to binge for the next 8 hours.

I guessed the word "CHICK" in 4/6 tries.First time playing...

Sweardle day 20 4/4 ⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 sweardle.com oh I like this game better!

A strong person is capable of passing through hard times. A "setback" is not "failure". You're strong, but you just don't know it... yet.

Me: Did you hear about this “birds aren’t real” conspiracy? Friend: Of course they’re not. If they were real then where are all the bird skeletons? Me: … Friend: … Me: I’m concerned that I can’t argue that point

Internet: Did you steal this meme and not attribute it? Me: Yes. That’s just how evil I am.

This may be lovely, but humans call this “farming”

Glad I waited to do my homework… • Define battery and provide an example. Battery is “any willful & unlawful use of force or violence upon the person of another.” making physical contact in an offensive way. Will Smith smacking Chris Rock is an Oscar worthy example of battery.

Good day!! At least I hope so. The 6 cups of coffee I’ve had should help ensure that I don’t have to clean up any bodies this afternoon. #MakingTheWorldASaferPlaceThroughCaffine

After 2 years of not working for someone else I’m returning to that life. This time as a contractor at the company that let me go 12 years ago when they chose to outsource IT. I feel like it's an ex and I getting together and saying “Let’s start out casual and see how it goes."