Tag your MP now and ask them to confirm they will be voting against this travesty

My brief foray on here hasn't helped my 'nerves'. See you in the real world or the next.

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

I also won't be hosting MOTD on Saturday. I will be eating 48 bags of Walkers Crisps - one for every goal he scored for England - in solidarity with Gary Lineker.

CHISLEHURST COMEDY WITH PAUL McCAFFREY Sun 30th Apr 7pm The Beaverwood #Chislehurst #UKcomedy House of Stand Up LINE-UP paul mccaffrey MC Tom Toal Andrew Ryan Fred Ferenczi Adam Morrison TIX jokepit.com/comedy-by/hous… #JOKEPIT THE BEST INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS

Forthcoming Gigs 21 April: Jokers Comedy Club, Leigh on Sea 22 April: Not So New Comedian (Heat), Museum of Comedy, London 22 April: Camden Head Comedy Club, Camden Town 26 April: Comedy Cow, Marston Mortaine 27 April: Stand and Deliver, Reading

29 April: THIS IS WHAT WE FIND double header full shows with Paul Merryck, The Bill Murray, London (4pm) 29 April: Beaverwood, House of Stand Up, Chislehurst (7pm) 1 May: The Stand, Red Raw, Edinburgh 2 May: The Stand, Red Raw, Glasgow 3 May: The Stand, Red Raw, Newcastle

7 May Ham & Cheese Comedy, Nr Scarborough 11 May: Craic Comedy, Dublin x 1 (joint headliner) 12 May: Craic Comedy, Dublin x 2 (joint headliner) 13 May: Craic Comedy, Dublin x 3 (joint headliner) 18 May: Comedy Ladder, Shabbington 19 May: Hooma Comedy, Norwich (Closer)

27 May: Saffron Walden Comedy Club 13 June Comedy Festival Brighton (as Peter Purvis) 14 June as above 15 June Comedy Festival Hastings 17 June Rugby Club, Beaconsfield

24 June Duke of York, Sutton, Kingston Upon Hull (Closer) 6 July Mint Comedy, Kendal, Cumbria (Closer) 11 July Erdington Birmingham (Closer) 21 July Hat Factory, Luton (Closer)

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