“you shouldn’t see your bf/gf everyday” Baby we grown now. We findin husbands. ain’t shit wrong with it cause when it’s REAL, your man becomes your BESTfriend, roommate, the person you pay bills w, make big decisions w, invest in things w, allat. We ain’t 15 nomo.

Matty B could beat the fuck out of me and that’s just something I have to accept

i wanna love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid 💯

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world! 4 years later: Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

summer wya dumb bitch

I’m NOT risking this one

Imagine being this ignorant

Me: Stands up too fast Brain:

When you're driving and your girl is giving you directions on where to go

Why is January like 5 months long, but February lasts like a week?

I’m a Trump supporter and I’m not mad lmaoo. You did it legally, like your supposed to. I’m not against immigration I’m against illegal immigration. Know the difference

me: tries to tickle my girl her:

I Miss Jahseh

this new lil uzi vert leak is crazy🤯🔥

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