When you’re drunk and decide that disappearing from your friends is a great idea

Me: “think I’ll have a quiet one tonight, I’ve got work in the morning” Me at the cash machine at 2am:

When you see the waiter coming over with your meal

Me running away from my responsibilities like

Before payday After payday

When your parents force you to call up and book appointments instead of them doing it

When you spot a 10/10

When I text someone in the same room as me and I’m waiting for them to see it:

How I feel after the 5th jäger bomb hits me

Me: I’m only going out for one drink tonight, nothing silly Me 2 hours later: