Sing it for the goblins, sing it for the ghouls, sing it for the ghosties, and make them feel like fools!

Once I thought I could fly like an eagle can, once I thought I was brave

Build your buildings strong and true? Yes we really will

I love to wash socks, that's what I adore; killing germs and cooking, that's what life is for

One and one and one are three, can you sing as high as me?

I've smiled at slimy sea monsters, and winked an eye and hoped that they'd be kind

They'd hold me near and dry my tears

When I wake I see, one more mystery

Strangers follow us, dangers fall on us, life play tricks and they're mean

But, I know when I wander with an achin' in my heart, we been waitin' round and hopin' for the magic time to start

I—

Well, when you try all day, try all night, try until you drop, until it don't come right

Then he started in a-changing and he started rearranging, and I promise you this story is true (is true)

With a world that we revere? Yes we really are

Time to cry, say good-bye (doom de doom), to the world as it's fading from your eyes (doom de doom)

No he won't, no he won't, no he really, really won't, no he won't, no he won't, no he really won't

Get a move on, go with the flow

The wa-a-a-a-ay, way to go

But it seems like every time we get the words wrong, and I don't know where to go, and the time goes by so slow

Pukka, pukka, pukka, pukka squeetily boink, neat harmony