Are you listening? The world is crying

The cashier about some zero calorie beverage: ...it's like apple juice but you're not getting waterboarded with sugar Me, a tpot intellectual forged in the fires of camp: heh. Waterboarded

how tasteless would it be to do a tpot cult bracket

Goes to the Alembic bf watches the livestream gf

Older lady to me at the post office: "I like your package" Except she said it after I had already dropped my packages off. Chat was she flirting

I've heard a rumor that people I want to meet will be in NYC in October. I'm thinking I will probably go

Or we could all come to Boulder in October