Cinerama Tour Courtesy @SIFFnews August 23, 2023

With the utmost apologies to Teenage Fanclub, this joke is the place where I come from.

Sometimes I see a friend with one of their kids and I think, “I’m a 46-year-old divorced, childless woman. I’ll only ever know the love of a cat for the rest of my life.” Nice way to start the day!

Went to a kid's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's yesterday. Did not know the animatronic band is called Munch's Make Believe Band. Does that make for a Homicide/SVU tie-in?

“But when you're dancing with the devil/You don't get to pick the song they play” Goddammit, that’s lyricism at its finest. New Pornographers win the award for best lyric of 2023. Thanks for continuing to be amazing, y’all.

Always a fine time celebrating with @SIFFnews — the new acquisition looks amazing! Huzzah to all!

My afternoon was spent with the fine folks of @SIFFnews at the official ribbon cutting at SIFF Cinema Downtown. See you at the movies!

Picture 1: SIFF Cinema Downtown ribbon cutting with @SIFFnews Picture 2: SIFF Cinema Downtown ribbon (cute cat for scale)

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DEPT OF CORRECTIONS: For most of 2023, I confused The Dirty Projectors with The Dirty Three. I regret the error.

Is it bad that I’ve googled “psychotic break” twice in one morning?

“Mr. Smigal if you’re nasty” Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩

I paid HOW MUCH to see Les Savy Fav in Seattle this summer?! Who am I kidding… Worth every penny. #lessavyfav

Can anyone confirm whether mary timony also lives every week like it’s Shark Week? Asking for a confused Spotify user.

WHAT IF THEY’RE ALL THE SAME DUDE?

So I’m hold with Greenwood Bank. Hey Killer Mike why you got such terrible on-hold music?

I hated Kinds of Kindness and was scared shitless by Civil War, yet it’s clear it’s Jesse Plemmons’ world and we’re just living in it.

Seattle area, be on the lookout.

It took me 30 years to realize that Bob Nastanovich is to Pavement what Sen Dog is to Cypress Hill.