First off, how dare you Actually HBO Max. First for changing your name to something so stupid as Max when HBO is iconic but you now have commercials

Ordered myself a box of Canadian candy bars because I’m an adult

What perfect album came out when you were 16? There were a lot when I was 16. Here are few

Take your shoes off at someone’s house. This isn’t a sitcom

BRB, going to take some mushrooms out on the new Andre 3000 album and go on walk

An Andre 3000 and a Matt Berry album on the same day?? Must be Christmas open.spotify.com/album/7e1kZfwE…

Ok, bring back full service gas stations

I’m just going to do top 5 lists for a while

Top 5 sitcoms based on jokes and rewatch ability Roseanne The Office (either version) King of Queens What We Do In Shadows It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Top 5 candy bars 🍫 Mr. Big Caramilk Fruit and Nut Take 5 Aero (both mint and milk chocolate)

The real top 5 rappers MF Doom Lil Wayne Rakim Inspektah Deck Andre 3000

Worth it

Hi, What We Do In The Shadows. Please write in a cameo for Alan Cumming, for next season