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DashboardProfessional

@formerdashprof

ElderEmo in the Office. Nose in a book. Horror, Punk Rawk, Ally,equality, tattoos, movies(so many movies), gaming, doggos, a lot of snark -sometimes I’m funny

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calendar_today30-05-2023 11:20:02

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ten things about Dash AGE: 45 GENDER: man SEXUALITY: straight HEIGHT: 5’5 SHOE SIZE: 8.5 EYE COLOR: Hazel FAV VIDEO GAME: Shadow of the Colossus FAV MOVIE: Leon the Professional FAV ARTIST: Thomas Dambo FAV SHOW: Twilight Zone

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MAGA- we aren’t stupid sheep! We don’t fall for the lies! The left is brainwashed! (Proceeds to regurgitate a false report that a live feed of the Boston No Kings was a different event from 2017)

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Ok had to pause for a second. I’m less than two minutes into this movie and a guy just got a crossbow bolt shot through his ballsack. What even is this movie? 😆

Ok had to pause for a second. I’m less than two minutes into this movie and a guy just got a crossbow bolt shot through his ballsack. What even is this movie? 😆
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Hey Elon Musk If below is an X policy- Dehumanization-We prohibit the dehumanization of a group of people based on their religion, caste, age, disability, serious disease, national origin, race,etc. Then why is my feed inundated with white supremacist groups/posters???

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#GIVEAWAY Here is your chance to win a FREAKED Collector's Edition! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post We'll draw the winner next week! Good luck 🪱

#GIVEAWAY Here is your chance to win a FREAKED Collector's Edition!

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like the post
3. Retweet the post

We'll draw the winner next week!

Good luck 🪱
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#GIVEAWAY Merry Christmas! Get 1 of 2 chances to win our BIGGEST EVER giveaway of #1 Collector Editions including Control, Daybreakers, and Cypher! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. List this post 3. Retweet this post Drawn in the New Year, the two winners will receive half the stack

#GIVEAWAY Merry Christmas! Get 1 of 2 chances to win our BIGGEST EVER giveaway of #1 Collector Editions including Control, Daybreakers, and Cypher!

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. List this post
3. Retweet this post

Drawn in the New Year, the two winners will receive half the stack
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Some guy in the parking lot backed into me going 3 mph and not only did I not go to the hospital for my barely bruised knee but I didn’t feel the need to shoot him either. #fuckice

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#GIVEAWAY Get the chance to win the #1 copies of DUST DEVIL 4K (1/8000) and HARDWARE 4K (1/2500) from director Richard Stanley! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post We will select a winner next week 🤖 Good luck!

#GIVEAWAY Get the chance to win the #1 copies of DUST DEVIL 4K (1/8000) and HARDWARE 4K (1/2500) from director Richard Stanley!

To enter:
1. Follow us 
2. Like the post 
3. Retweet the post

We will select a winner next week 🤖
 
Good luck!
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If our options are lick the boot or get shot, I’ll take the bullet, Hope my constipated corpse spews shit all over those fascists. They’ll be haunted by the smell of my ass forever.