Sandrine 💫🧚‍♂️ Stands Misha Collins Jacmel Children They are sent in envelopes, NOT boxes. Do not recommend. 1/5⭐️

It's basically a cat sweatshop around here.

Honestly I’m not all that interested in your “data” #DataPrivacyDay

Has anyone seen my laser pointer?

I’ll be ignoring all of you until it suits me to do otherwise 👍🏻

What is a “padalecki”

Come get me when there's a #SleepPadsSleep campaign.

I am launching a little something today too. It will benefit NNAF Abortion Funds. Suck it oppressors.

headless lizard in bio

having a job is exhausting. being awake? for three hours straight? while doing stuff? you're lucky i like you.

why do i like asparagus?

i don't know who rachel miner is, but her shirts were comfy and now they have left the warehouse and i am sad. i shall console myself with a nap.

i did not influence this decision at all, but i heartily approve

dear Otis Owens i am dissatisfied with the quality of this weather. please fix. thanks in advance.

happy easter. there. i made an eggfort.

was informed today that a large portion of my job involves math. am beginning to question the wisdom of those who hired me. i thought they just needed my cattitude.

is frustrating for cat when cat tries to do nice thing for human and email with nice thing bounces back because you gave cat email for spam. looking at you, person with initials KA. no more nice things from cat. until i change my mind.

dear Stands i brought you a dead ups mouse for international orders. i did this because i love you. love is weird. so are cats.

*saunters in to warehouse* hey. where's all my stuff that has other people's names on it?