ragebaiting each other is flirting btw

the stares i get from just wearing pink in the back woods are so funny, it’s like they’re allergic to wearing anything that not dark lmao

Or a shower

A little kid and his dad were in stall next to me, at this rest stop. The kid didn’t want to sit on the toilet because he was so scared of the automatic flusher. It took every ounce of self control to not trigger the toilets automatic flush and start screaming my head off lmao

what did Duolingo mean by this today?

what’s more annoying? The “I give up” engagement bait posts or The “I hate the ‘I give up’ engagement bait posts” engagement baits posts

steal my bands music fr

ok that made me fan girl a little lmao

Have you head my bands new song? 🥺

when they tell me to BYOF to the function

they don’t call him brent boy bottom for nothing

big fam i am IN YOU RIGHT NOW im ready to fucking bool

bad week for my ops i guess luhmao

these are straight shit from ass 0/10

I am inside you virginia tomorrow I’ll be inside seven stars cosmic campoutussy im moist with anticipation

call me john f ketamine the way im about hole myself

when the quick 5 minute hotel parking lot stream turns into 2 hours fuckin oops lmao