Every single person in the country is on a secret foreign payroll except you. You low rent brokeass.

We would like to formally offer Mr. Feaster an NIL deal.

Do not trust anyone who says our Constitution is the problem.

Comrade Kamala is brat.

Most beautiful FLOTUS in history? (Yes)

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He admitted this over a year ago.

Fantastic shirt. Whomever designed it must be a genius.