-protects Jim-

"You're not very cooperative, Brian." "I'M EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE" said Brian, uncooperatively.

Roger, Brian and Jac had to be restrained because they were furious that Bucky wasted good tea, while Namor had to be restrained because - and I quote - "the child has disrespect the ocean."

"I still, to this day, don't know who was angrier. That was a righteous fury amongst them."

"That's what Steve kept saying. It kept making Brian angrier."

Sometimes, Brian gets quite irate. He screams that "he has become unbound" and that "his rage is no longer tethered." Also, he referred to himself as "the golden god" once, and I think he might finally have lost what few marbles he had left.

Namor: You're the fourth most successful Union Jack. Brian: But there's only been three Union Jacks? Namor: Exactly.

𝔸𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕙𝕙𝕙... - ʀᴘɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ - ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ - ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ, ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ - ɴᴏɴ-ʟᴇᴡᴅ - ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ/ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ - ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ - ʀᴛꜱ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ...ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕡.

His name is Toro and you know it.

Jac woke up the whole neighborhood last night yelling at me because I was sitting in the middle of an intersection while it was raining.

HE LEFT THE BLOODY DOOR OPEN.

Jac found Barnes! There's a chance that Toro might turn up after all! [Hopeful android noises.]

I don't like this joke anymore. I want to say hello to Steve. I think he's noticed that I keep looking back over my shoulder when I see him.

"I promised Brian that I'd go along with his joke, but now Steve is upset and I feel awful for it. Jokes are meant to be funny!"

"I will! I thought he would laugh, but he didn't laugh at all."

1. 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) 2. Brian Falsworth 3. Loki 🐍☀️ 4. cold_wolf 5. Great Depression 6. Nᴀᴍᴏʀ MᴄKᴇɴᴢɪᴇ 7. J. Hammond 8. Pepito Maxibeau / RP / Parody / Heavy AU 9. 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄

Happy British Burn Things Day!!! Otherwise known as BRIAN GET THE FUCK OFF THE BONFIRE, NO BEING A MARTYR.

Just because I'm the Human Torch doesn't mean younger to set me on fire.

//I think we’re getting a wedding, guys.