There's two types of girls... Which one are you?

@SteveOnTheDocks nearly finished mate, the last series is slow going!

@SteveOnTheDocks I shall persevere!

Happy mother fuckers day to all you mother fuckers out there!

I'm watching Back to the future, I'm better than you.

Humans. Please go back to where you came from!

This time tomoz I'll be in Las Vegas!

Just saw Kim Kardashian coming out of Rumbelows with a 26 inch colour screen Samsung! Flashy bitch!

Just gonna pop off to a large city and start a riot cause I'm not happy about some shit, like an adult baby. Best way to go about it!

"And when people go around Tweeting whatever little bits suit them, it becomes a very dangerous world." So be warned. #NoOffence

The wife's sea in London, my mums away in Greece. Who the fucks gonna cook my tea!?

When I watch Come Dine with Me it just shows me four more people to hate.

The film Bridesmaids, why did that happen!?

It's tit Monday! Suns out, baps out!

@Christina40977 bet they still had their big coats on in this weather didn't they!!

@Christina40977 and that's why they fuckin stink!!

Oh good lord. . . x.com/theladbible/st…

This is just a series of retweeted bullshit isn't it. #saysomething

@SteveOnTheDocks ha ha you tit!