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@fflat_bbaby

detractors remain dismayed

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calendar_today02-06-2024 21:23:05

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it is the thinnest of crusts, a diaphanous thing. it is as thin as the veil which separates the world of the living from the realm of the dead. the pizza is thinnest on the night of All Hallow's Eve.

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i was doing this when you were still short enough for my low-hanging balls to balance on your head (wicked burn on bold youngsters)

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bid adieu to the needlenose peckerwood behind me at the concert by patting him on the shoulder and asking him to try not following any women to their cars tonight (in front of his wife)