Might as well just give Cole Palmer the Ballon D’Or now.

Jon here. I need to talk about something serious This time of year loadsa people are on their own, in a bad place and are suffering. Every year I zoom a few of these people on Xmas day But there’s sadly too many. Luckily @samaritanscharity have been there for years, 365 days of

Is it safe to come back to Liverpool yet or is everyone still wanking over a tackle?

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I’ve watched 3 hours of footy and not seen a single goal. Worst/least memorable Premier League season of all time?

Korovians assemble...when local legend Jayne Casey opens a bar at the end of your street and asks you nicely to DJ, you don't say no. Korova Klassiker. A free entry nostalgic deep dive at District House, New Brighton, Friday April 25th 7pm - 11pm. Hope to see a crew there -x-

🚨🎙️| Simone Inzaghi: “All the big and elite clubs are playing in the Club World Cup. We're only missing Barcelona.” #fcblive

Donald Trump, Robbie Williams and Michael Buffer. Try and tell me Chelsea are not absolute box office.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

The only reason Chelsea didn’t win wasn’t long throw ins, it was skinny jeans and Dunks

Incase u forgot ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ I'll remind you ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ that ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ THE WORLD CHAMPIONS HUMILIATED THE LOCAL CHAMPIONS JUST FEW DAYS AGO!!!!

It’s an absolute disgrace that Maccabi Tel Aviv fans won’t be allowed to attend Villa Park to watch their team play😡 I say let them in then, once the game is finished, lock the doors for 2 years, close the food stalls, cut the electricity and flatten their homes. Fair’s fair🤷‍♂️

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Maccabi Tel Aviv complain to UEFA arguing they were promised an away ticket allocation in Birmingham 5,000 years ago.

Cole Palmer facing stiff competition from Moises Caicedo for Ballon D’Or this year #wow #threelungs #withquality #Makalele < #Kante < #Caicedo

Don't Look Back In Anger live in Buenos Aires tonight 🇦🇷 #oasislive25

A fit reece james is world class 💪🏼💙

Today I became WBA Boxing world champion. The second longest ever wait (14yr319d) after Archie Moore (17yrs) No help from promoter, tv network, steroids, no mention from British media Just a small team of good people, guided by god! Praise be to the king of kings Jesus Christ!