Met up with 12 successful alpha male entrepreneurs last night Nobody ordered alcohol Nobody ordered any seed oils And nobody spoke the entire 3 hours We simply gazed into each other’s eyes and absorbed the Alpha energy from each other’s souls Networking is a game changer

Thanks y’all but I am not going to take comedy advice from a site that thinks the funniest thing in the world is doing free advertising for boutique sparkling water

welo ⁉️ here is my poem: you put too much weight on twitter people compose tweets from the shitter tweets aren't changing people's minds you'd have more impact saving critters

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JUST IN: The Trump administration has put a 10% tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald which has a population of 0 people and is inhabited only by penguins, per NYP

USA COLLAPSE ANY% GLITCHLESS SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD

ur references are obscure and u often make little sense. let’s form an alliance

Slazac 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 🌐 Bro, the strength of an economy is directly related to how homoerotic their average industry is. Strong sweaty sexy men work in the factories, the only sweaty men at Blackrock are fat aging furries. Homoerotic, maybe, but not as sexy as these Putin and Xi edits.

The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other

Everyone’s worried about this city bein filled with nazis…. don’t worry…. I’m always watchin……

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

A bottle of water can sell for 50 cents at the grocery store $2 at the gas station $10 at a football game $2,500 to an ER patient dying of dehydration Take your product where it’s in highest demand 💰

Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @cock what comic is Woodrow Wilson from?

almost bought something nice for myself but decided the responsible thing is to invest the money in the stock market and see it plummet 50%

fooler initiative “We will not allow our highways to be populated by illiterates unable to recite even one sonnet, even though they are comfortable with 18 wheels!” 🚛

The gorilla can get 1 wish granted, and the 10,000 rats all have been fed the most fortified stews

What if we remade the Gamecube as the Gooncube?

felt god wrap his loving arms around me the second i opened my big bag of doritos locos tacos in the back pew