literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?

ALERT!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ALERT!! Don’t want to be labelled as a “bitter blue” evertonian , so I’ll give credit where it’s due. They’re gonna be crowned league champions this weekend ..and deservedly so..and let’s be honest they have been the

Y'all be adding that gold band on y'all Apple Watches and thinking that mean you can wear it to dinner.. No

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

romo (relief of missing out)

Do not postpone enjoyment. Any opportunity to enjoy, take it.

“finally a day off” my day off:

U really gotta cook or buy food every day I need a break from this shit

my toxic trait is that I don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it’s done.

Stop falling for the “low maintenance” friendship propaganda. They’re not low maintenance with that man they like. they text back, show up and stay consistent. But with you? Silence becomes unspoken loyalty and distance is bonding? You’re being played and used as a placeholder

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

First, try to escape/run away. Second, try to attract attention/scream/make noise. But third, *if you have no choice but to defend yourself*, knee him in balls. Or kick him in the balls. Or punch him in the balls. And do it as hard as you can, make it count. Said every

one thing about September, everyday is about 5 people's birthday 😭😭

Me when I’m wearing all gold jewelry and my bag has silver zipper

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

Lewis Hamilton on Roscoe: “I miss him so much. I’ve never missed anything so much in my life. He would’ve been 13.” “(…) I'm going to miss him. Every Christmas, I go to the mountains with him and play in the snow. And I don't have that now…” “And someone asked me earlier