"They're in my head"

Warm welcome to tidesfc a real quality Sunday league outfit. Comfortably better than the rest of their division

Match report from Saturdays fixture is in.

Opposition goalkeepers talking to their CBs after Jack just smashed in another freekick

The last time we seen a defensive display this poor was when we smashed 6 past Corfe Castle FC in pre season.

Sorry about that we just knocked Lyme Regis AFC out the cup ⚫⚪

WHAT A DAY TO BE ON THE UPWEY TRAIN. a 5-1 cup win away to Lyme Regis AFC ressies. On to the next round we go with goals from Summers x2 Wall Brown Buckland #heretotakeover #UABFC

3pm at redlands today we continue our charge against Shaftesbury F.C 3rds let's get those 3 points today #heretotakeover #UABFC

Sorry lads we were gonna ask you how you got on today but we bumped into Stalbridge FC at the pub and they let us know already 😳🐸☕ #5-2 #Seniorleague #areyousure

What a day for 3 points We shafted shaftesbury 3rds 7-1 Shaftesbury F.C A total performance from the boys sees us moving up the league again Goals from Summers Hine x2 Brown Wall Biles Allen #heretotakeover #UABFC

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Dreadful performance in dreadful weather today as we go down 3-1 to @Bmthsportsres Goal from wall

Not allowed to tweet anymore but fuck it too good not too Slappersssssss 😘😘😘😘😘 Upwey dump Blandford out the cup with a superb brace from our 'mongo striker' Jack brown and goals from Wall and Buckland, enjoy the weekends off lads 😘😉😉 Blandford United FC

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🎵🎵 Sweeeeeeeet Caroline 🎵🎵

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Cute 😘

Cant wait to see the footage from portland towns game today

The list of excuses portland have given for calling off the game hours before kick off getting wilder by the minute