baby carrots are just regular carrots shaved down

UTI

national white wine day and national grab some nuts day are both today… coincidence? I think not.

airpods make life a silent disco

girth > length

i want to hate DAVID DOBRIK but his excessive use of exclamation points kinda turns me on

tried to shoot my subtle shot with a coworker by following him on Instagram after a party last night… woke up this morning to realize I followed him from my dog’s profile. do i…

if I didn’t already know I liked women, TikTok US definitely solidified it

ladies stop helping your guy friends make dating profiles that make them look better than they should, you’re doing us a disservice #hoesoverbros

the green bay packers are a bunch of bitches and i don’t say that lightly

anybody else seeing the Buffalo Bills tiktok’s? im cackling

today, with no prior references made in previous sessions, my therapist said “healing isn’t linear, it’s Jeremy Bearimy” i screamed

how did Saint Laurent Don essentially sample TINA SNOW in Rich Flex then Drizzy went on the act like a lil bitch in Circe Loco? just like Queen said, she is clout. stop tryna chase it 😮‍💨🙄

when will ending a phone call ever not be awkward

Eats sausage. Shits immediately.

why does it hurt my feelings so badly when my therapist comes to retrieve me 2 min late when I show up crossed to every appt 🤔 #MentalHealthMatters

can’t stop telling people “Hoppy Easter”

the easter bunny got me rite this year #cheeksclapped