i have a bowling date so i have created an original character: Amadeus Bovine, he is a professional bowler from a future where the world revolves around bowling

just a reminder, my usage of the word “based” is an act of reclamation from altright losers and ugly nazis who stole it. as a born resident of the bay area, i will always honor and protect the true meaning of based

WHY WOULD THIS BITCH GO TO JAIL WITH MY NORTH FACE

It’s that season 👀

don’t ask me no questions cause I promise I don’t got no answers

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thats what i was sayinggg they would literally always reply angry as fuck their whole day would be ruined

alright man

leo: erm im really not sure if i can use that word. i know it makes sense for the movie, i ju Quentin "Movie" Tarantino:

uh oh uh oh #bonner time

im quinting with ur wife bro 😭 nahh her friends here too were having a girls night bro 😭😭

last thing he saw

the fucking doordash notif

tarantino dialogue sounds like im being cornered at a party by a guy in a rick and morty shirt

for anyone that hasnt seen the first movie theres scene where the well lit fnaf animatronics build a blanket fort in a rock montage

shout out trans men in behind u all the way #pause

ventriloquist dummy seating stance