Try not to blink. Or get distracted.

*Intentionally bumps into a stranger, causing him to avert his attention from his smartphone screen.*

I am so sorry, sir. Goodness, I can't seem to focus. *The stranger before him frowns at an unwelcome hand on his shoulder.*

*In a whim, Lucky releases the man, sliding into his pocket the Rolex watch he managed to swipe.*

I've got a feelin' she likes me. x.com/DimpledConvict…

*Thinks about what the fuck he should do with a locked phone he pocketed from some distracted businessman. He didn't think this through.*