“Well this year was difficult but we...” Aw so fuck mate...

Reporting quorn ads as offensive is where I'm at right now. #quorn

💥 Brook Cottage Llangurig 💥Friday 1st October for 7 nights only £295💥Cosy cottage with a real log burner in the heart of mid wales💥

Currently serving a 24 hour fb ban... its been a while. Hello twitter for the next 24 hours.

#HangHimBanHim

Facebook can go fuck itself #7days

Give that man a Bomford Supaflow, they will steady him

As if a farmer stealing a Russian tank with his tractor wasn't funny enough just seen a video of a second being taken 🤣🤣

in welsh we don’t say “i love you” we say “tin iawn cont” and i think thats beautiful x

Going to see Joe Lycett tonight! #Lad

Spending 150p per litre on petrol, of which 57p is fuel duty and 25p is VAT, after I've paid income tax and NI on the money to buy my petrol is madness

Fair play to David Jarman and Mathew Savage for my nephews nurf party! Not happy about being made to do 2 whole lengths of the gym under heavy enemy fire but I survived #EliteWarFare #RapidAs

I'm no expert on warfare but I feel if all the Ukrainian farmers put a 88mm on the tractors this war will be over sharpish! #UkraineRussianWar #FarmersResistance #TankPloughingMatches

#McFlyDay is back BBC Radio 1 Greg James

Hello again for 30 days! Vegans should be banned from Facebook! #FacebookJail #SoftCunts

Is there petrol in llani yet?

You can't turn Taylor Swift off halfway through a song BBC Radio 1 #NotCool

Hope heaven has social media otherwise you just look like attention seeking cunts!