Me: Every day, I walk up four flights of stairs to access my dorm room My advisor: I’m sorry but you still can’t schedule your classes with the athletes

Checked this morning but the roach did not rise from the dead :( thankfully Jesus did tho so at least 3B roach can go to roach heaven #april25

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Woah they let the roach design The Shirt™️ this year

Absolutely dying at this photo my friend posted from today's Notre Dame Eucharistic Procession, where a very pious GrubHub delivery robot joined the procession halfway through. 🤖🙏

Yes, I have attention deficit disorder. No one is giving me enough attention

To clarify… this was targeted at hall of the year committee and whoever decides what dorms to renovate. This was NOT directed to any spiders, cockroaches, or mice. Those guys show us enough love

Honored to have had a member of our community hit the carpet at the met gala!!

Me (22F) getting mad at my prof (33?M) for giving a cumulative final, forcing me to review all topics covered in the course and how they intersect so that it’s fresh on my mind moving into my career in this very field I’m enraged I-

Watching succession is studying for finance right

I need to select an heir to the Farley twitter account. Please send resumes to [email protected]

Finance and economics double majors die of embarrassment from being the most basic people on campus

“Not a food town” explain this

FRESHMEN DORM ASSIGNMENTS WENT OUT I really hope they found the insta before the twitter

First week of school in the books. Good news: we now need to submit work orders for cockroaches. I think they heard about the funeral last year and are coming for revenge.

This aged poorly

Release the ND ice sculpture budget the people deserve to know

FDOC starting with a bang ⚡️in Farley Hall. Who needs AC when your rooms get flooded instead?!? we stay slaying