Hey Grok: has a baseball player ever been named MVP in a season that he did not make the All-Star Team? Asking for a friend whose name rhymes with Ron Toto.

David Stearns owes the Mets fanbase a public apology for putting together a crappy roster filled with mostly crappy players.

Not hyperbole - if the Mets miss the playoffs this year, it will the worst collapse in team history. Forget 2007 - that is nothing compared to the failure this season would be.

David Stearns should announce his resignation today.

The Mets 2025 edition of Amazing Finishes on SNY is going to be the shortest show in the history of television.

The Mets pitching lab is just a place to cook meth.

I have 0% confidence in the Mets to make the playoffs.

I hate this Mets team more than any other in franchise history. They are collectively the biggest failure money and a dim-witted general manager could ever put together.

I hope Steve Cohen fires David Stearns and Carlos Mendoza as soon as the Mets are officially eliminated.

Juan Soto signed the largest contract in sports history and probably has buyer’s remorse.

David Stearns is an idiot. There, I said it. He thinks he is the smartest person in the room when in reality he had the worst season a GM or President of Baseball Operations possibly could have. Please go away.

I look forward to the Mets blowing up Jeremy Hefner’s meth lab.

I have never seen such a useless player as Darius Slayton. Unbelievable that the Giants paid him the amount of money he is stealing. #NYGiants

The anger and disappointment about the Mets debacle has subsided a bit after seeing the Yankees and Phillies eliminated in consecutive days.

Orion’s Blunder should be a new constellation over the Philadelphia sky.

Bye Eagles Bye

Wow what a night! The #NYGiants beat the crap out of the #Eagles and the #Phillies get eliminated from the playoffs. Enjoy your cheesesteaks Philadelphia!

Jaxson Dart is already a #NYGiants legend.

Since some “unknown” executive with MLB (probably a huge New York Yankees fan by his own admission) contacted Fox MLB to remove this montage… I’m doing my part to make it live in perpetuity… #wantitall

How ‘bout them #Cowboys!