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What do Lance Armstrong and SBS have in common? They both ruined the TDF for the #Couchpeloton

How dare you!!! I would never.

I almost miss Céline Mallet

Cheers for the invite.

I got a new gig. It’s like my old gig but with less nudity.

Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 Wide World of Sports Stan Sport Wollongong2022 This is great news! Will Fake Mike Tomalaris be joining in? We all know fakey is the real hero #couchpeloton

I quite like my new mate Stan.

Just composing another hilarious tweet. Wish real Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 was here.

I normally only do paid endorsements but how good is this!

I’m calling my lawyer x.com/elonmusk/statu…

I’ve done it. I unplugged Musk.

Cheers 2022

On the phone to Netflix now…. Not enough Fakey in this doco! youtu.be/j4HadbaMF8w

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just call him Albo! #VicenzoAlbanese

How are the #giro ratings SBS ??? Asking for a friend.

How about a biopic on yours truly????

Lucky bastard. I just get letters from lawyers!

Has the crew catering got any better? #asksbstdf