God damnit I’m so mad at Mike Denbrock I can’t see straight

OK I ALMOST GOT US TO COVER you gotta give me credit

this is the ultimate way to go out pissing everyone off

Mike Denbrock I know you’re a meme account, but fuck if I don’t hate your on behalf of your physical representative

Farewell to all the haters and losers. I called the best game of my life last night and I’m being rewarded by reuniting with Brian Kelly as his sidekick

So sad to see Mike Denbrock go. Just remember Tiger fans are a lot more understanding and patient especially when you run HB dives 3 straight times….

just found out Gino godulli was doing my job for me at UC. DOES BRIAN KELLY KNOW THIS

told Gino to keep the spring game inside so nobody could see how much better his offense is than mine

Getting high in some fucking “Geuax tigers” parking lot is the best I can do now Even Mr. Fickell would let me smoke in the Linder bathrooms My life is hell

my fucking lsu players don’t even know how shitty my plays are! seriously guys, I have mental illness and I need help! I was chased out of Cincinnati by gang stalkers (led by some fucker running a parody Twitter account of me) and I’m super pissed. LEARN THAT I SUCK RIGHT NOW!!!!

Mike Denbrock glad you left, same ole stuff at LSU as UC, Bearcats much better without you