I am the reason the Squonk cries.

Be a feminist: Let her dig her own grave.

The pandemic is just a government plot to distract us from COVID.

Worldwide sperm counts are falling--into the wrong hands. Stop government overreacharound!

Been tweeting in fathomless obscurity for years and all I got was this existential dehumanization.

Take heart, COOLEST AMERICAN STORIES--you've got fans.

'The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,' Says Inbred Man buff.ly/43AvHoQ

It must be rough to be both young AND torless.

I could beat up Yo La Tengo both individually and if they worked together as a team against me

Ayahuasca Shaman Dreading Another Week Of Guiding Tech CEOs To Spiritual Oneness trib.al/YewK2vm

"Why are we having all these people from sh#*hole countries come here?" 1) They are our brothers and sisters in need. 2) They are often fleeing war, violence or famine. 3) There are children among them. 4) It's the right thing to do. 5) That's who we are. wapo.st/2AQVXfR?tid=ss…

Mother Trying Her Best To Project Same Amount Of Insecurities Onto All Her Daughters trib.al/UZ1w0Jv

BREAKING: Kentucky became the first state today to require Medicaid beneficiaries to work or lose access to care. They are also requiring very poor people to pay premiums or lose coverage— for extended periods. The plan is for a national model. Here’s quick highlights.1/