No one understands what it's like to be a parent less than a person with a dog who thinks it's the same thing as being a parent

*INDIA, PAKISTAN CONFLICT RISING AFTER ATTACK ON KASHMIR TOURISTS KILLED 26 MEN IN THE WORST ATTACK ON CIVILIANS IN NEARLY TWO DECADES *INDIA HAS SUSPENDED INDUS WATER TREATY WITH PAKISTAN *INDIA ORDERED ALL PAKISTANI NATIONALS TO LEAVE BY APRIL 29 *PAKISTAN SUSPENDED ALL

Apple lost to Epic yesterday. The 30% App Store tax? Dead… at least outside the app. A federal judge called Apple’s bluff, slammed them for anticompetitive tactics, and sent them to the feds for potential criminal contempt. Big W.

Society rebranded self destruction as pleasure.

The hardest thing about being human is doing what you know is best.

Get ready for Democrats to rehabilitate Elon in order to snag more campaign donations in 3…2…1…

This is Max. He snuck out in the middle of the night and walked 5 miles to get a breakfast burrito from a store that gave him one once. They weren't open yet when he arrived but Max was found the next morning thanks to his GPS collar patiently waiting outside for his snack. 14/10

Móglaí Bap has the funniest laugh in the world. KNEECAP

Canada’s government is focused on what matters: making sure an Irish rap group with a history of controversial commentary can’t play their music in Canada. Meanwhile, our government still refuses to address the actual genocide that band Kneecap has been vocally opposing:

They are trying to #kneecap him KNEECAP

The lion does not concern himself with ‘stop losses’

Private market valuations like these have always come near the top for crypto.

want to be healthy, have healthy friends. health behaviors are socially contagious: + 57% increased obesity contagion risk + 35% increased likelihood of quitting a bad habit (smoking) and/or forming a new good habit (exercise)

Luigi Mangione’s pretrial hearing has concluded with a bombshell from Luigi’s lawyer: The cops lied and made up that Luigi’s mom said “it’s something she could see him doing.” She never said that. They fabricated this statement to try to implicate Luigi.

Remember the key to success in America is work hard, wake up early, stay late, and when all else fails, ask your billionaire daddy for money

Master these 10 habits in 2026. Feel amazing, reclaim agency + self-respect. 1. final food 4 hr before bed 2. screens off 30 min before bed 3. avoid blue light 2hr before bed, use red/amber 4. book in hand 10 min before sleep 5. go to bed same time every night 6. light in

men, 2026 is the time to get our shit together. the modern world has made human slop of us. fertility rates are down 62%. metabolic disease afflicts 35%. obesity has hit 40%.  63% are not having sex weekly. testosterone is dropping 1% every year. 42% over forty have erectile

The previous administration's brazen disregard for basic moral principles paved the way for this one.