I have back issues to catch up on if it’s still there. Additionally, I own all of the S.C.A.R.E.MAG Back Issues. Good stuff in there.

I think if I typed out what I wanted to respond to this with I’d get suspended. So, Flare (placeholder)

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Do you own synthetic faux-cotton gloves?

I’m feeling magnanimous…I’ll let you borrow mine. Just be careful they don’t get caught in your robo hand, it’s a bitch to try and fish the fibers out from the hinges without the friction making them combust 😐

YO MAMA SO [Account deletion imminent]

Mind if an exterminator speaks a little killjoy tonight? 🤤

I know that’s right. Not a day goes by I don’t honor Flare’s mom in my own way

they put me in the test chamber that makes you lezz out .

Man…I can’t keep this up. Flare there truly was so much more to her than her hot body. I’m sorry for objectifying your dead mom.

SIKE!!! That was one fiiiiiine bird

Come on in, the speculative amniotic haze is juuuuust fine

Trust and believe you will SEE Flare’s hot dead mom in this lezz chamber

Hey, anytime… You know, she’d probably be proud of you too. Probably, idk

FINE, I’ll put the framed photo of her I keep around face-down

I do like the chamber they put us in to lez out but I wish they would stop pumping it full of the incense that makes you sneeze and swell up

Hmm that might be for the best

/ i like to think that the chamber is like a sauna but instead of relaxing in there the 3 of them are engaging in scooby doo chase scenes with oversized mallets and frying pans. dynamite sticks are also involved

There is a surprise in your work locker

Classic