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Dear ChatGPT: please write me a description of what a government employee accomplished in the last week that would sound useful to Elon Musk, who I must remind you is the dumbest man alive.

"Efficiency" for billionaires just means "less money for the poor". They making their businesses more "efficient" by cutting salaries. They will make social security more "efficient" by paying out less. They will make medicare more "efficient" by covering less. It never ends.

Not sure I've ever seen a more obvious picture to remind us that police exist to protect the property of the ruling class, not the rights of the people.

Aristotle was actually right, there is such a thing as "natural slaves". Today we call them "conservatives", and they will do anything they can to turn themselves into docile servants to anyone with wealth and power.

The fact that conservatives are buying Tesla's now is so funny. They are like "the environment is GAY. I hate planet Earth!! I would never drive an electric car....oh, wait a minute, the electric car is also racist? Why didn't you say so to begin with, I'm in!"

Conservatives are like "this isn't fair, we didn't think he'd really do tariffs, we weren't voting for him because we wanted tariffs, we were voting for him because we wanted racism!"

Yes, prices will skyrocket. Yes, business will go bankrupt. Yes, stocks will crash. Yes, unemployment will rise. But if we hold on, the tariffs will be worth it. If fully implemented we can finally achieve the true American dream: rich people not having to pay ANY taxes.

Maybe it's just me, but is it possible that the Republican message of "yes you will all be much poorer, but perhaps your grandchildren will get to work in a shoe factory" isn't quite as appealing as they think it is?

Aristotle: the First Nerd existentialcomics.com/comic/599

Radical Skepticism and Its Limits: existentialcomics.com/comic/601

Conservative men think they are less "emotional" because they don't count "being a huge whiney baby about literally everything" as an emotion.

E is for Ennui existentialcomics.com/comic/602

True Love's Definition - existentialcomics.com/comic/603