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Technically, sperm ar— I'm not having this fight. x.com/exhereticus/st…

"This ain't that kind of movie, Bruv." — Kingsman: The Secret Service. — Open to crossovers. — Seeking SLs. — Descriptive. RT? [#Rhapsodic]

Ask and an angel shall appear.

Who's bitten your ass this morning? Is this because I had the rest of the blood? x.com/exhereticus/st…

[[Finger guns.]]

I've decided to open a blood bank and do my bit for the community.

Oh, don't I know it. I'm making it my personal mission to protect all that lovely blood. x.com/excarcerem/sta…

Are the two of you in the middle of another argument? You're as bad as Damon and I. x.com/excarcerem/sta…

// Are there any TVD characters that are needed??

// should I make a Marcel x.com/praecantrixism…

Have you /seen/ the price of blood these days? x.com/exhereticus/st…

Guess who?

It's also completely inhumane, Damon. Need I put you back on the naughty step? x.com/exhereticus/st…

Perhaps you should've stayed in Mystic Falls. We all break up and make up here. x.com/excarcerem/sta…

I had a nightmare that I had an immature child for a brother. Oh wait. That's reality.

Can you keep your voice down? I'm a changed man, you know. x.com/excarcerem/sta…