to survive a fake job you must work in the office or a coworking space for one day each week and get all your work done that day. then the rest of the week you must keep your house very clean, go on long walks, and practice your creative passions. then you reach nirvana

love is blind is just a televised unethical psychological experiment

midwest is best ok!

Jojo Siwa being on Selling sunset was NOT on my Bingo Card #SellingSunset

selling sunset 9x02: girlsgiving

how it’s gonna feel to wake up in zohran mamdani’s new york tomorrow

Zohran Mamdani has crossed the 1 million vote threshold in the New York City Mayoral Election. He’s the first mayoral candidate to do that since 1969.

Every single airport should be designed exactly like LaGuardia idc

Amanda Seyfried told her “my film not flopping cause you wanna be Nazi Barbie. Get out there and make it look good.”

I went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything.

Good morning

How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD trib.al/wsRnLE5

I look like death

Abortion…

One of life’s greatest pleasures is open mouth coughing 😌

Diabolical email from Chili’s today

THIS CITY IS SAVING SM MONEY HELLLL YEAH

ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”