2 shots of vodka why are beercels so dense

God forbid a white boy have a little mo—(falls twice and finishes 8th)

the NBA is in its Everyone is beautiful/No one is horny era

I was impressed by Secretary of State Marco Rubio's speech at the Munich Security Conference. He indeed addressed a number of particular political issues, but what most grabbed my attention was his stress on the common culture that unites Europe and America. He cited Dante,

they made the fuckboy monkfluencer delete his account

post ash

girls will get the ash cross and hit a pose 5 minutes later we need to rethink this whole system

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Don’t start dressing like Shia again don’t start dressing like Shia again…

Nobody is more hard-core right wing than the guys that were previously leftists and realized everything was a scam

you can’t cast unconventional zoomer autists wearing cartoon network fashionslop then bring out Kate in the thong and expect us to forget

Mrs Prada shd just give gosha the keys and accelerate the 2010s reSlavification already

bar seco is a strokes song

Yorgos wuthering heights starring emma stone as Cathy and jesse plemons as Heathcliff

in the mood to write so watch out

I am the only normal person left

Le Persia

I’m Epstein’d out don’t show me that stuff anymore

zoomer haircut in Celine is still a zoomer haircut

the boys have never been more back in town