I hope you treated ur children better than ur parents treated you.

“Kids from Texas deserve to win championships too, which is why they come to Oklahoma!” —Barry Switzer

@Morbidful It’s a real tragedy, but you have to question whether taking someone suffering from PTSD from a war to a gun range was the best idea 🤷‍♂️

Your pro-hamas rhetoric sounds like bragging about drinking during pregnancy

There’s nothing wrong with her that a miracle won’t cure

crazy ass moments in nu metal history Guard your coal chamber.

Imagine calling for a ceasefire from the war the terrorist organization you support started…

Which Pandora station plays animal crossing music every hour on the hour?

🎶 You got a fast car, I got a plan to run in front of it 🎶

Rosa parks: the back of the bus is better. Wagu beef- top sirloin is better. K mart is short for Korean mart.

Like I’m goin somewheres fancy gotta put my socks on

Dextero owns you JayneSeckerSky

Is ur wife single?

I beat bit city

Twitch employees getting laid. Twitch employee getting laid off.

Farting means ur pregnant. Odd farts for girl even farts for boy. Rapid Joy and sorrow for the guy that hears his girl fart in succession.

Shoutout to my parents for letting me eat way too many Olive Garden breadsticks and not correcting me when I told them I got a yeast infection

Tried to type free Palestine but my phone autocorrected to fuck around find out

You got to see Louis CK jack it and then cancelled his career over it? You need to pay him twice.

Nobody wants to watch Aaron rodgers enema.