Hard as hell, def not AI he recorded it on the way to the hospital and I know this because he called me right after and asked me to bring him McDonalds

Fuck I can't wait to use this line

BREAKING NEWS: “The X-Files (1998) ” just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

AlphaFoX It will keep the fat chicks out.

Brutal Doom 2024

SuperNETs in the news: source: tilde.green/~montar/spammi…

<Darn> BREAKING: Democratic superstar Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett delivers a fiery takedown of the MAGA lie that white men are somehow being oppressed in America <Darn> I watched that, wasnt a takedown <Darn> sounded more like a black women when their mcdonalds order is wrong

Remember the wild times when dropping your phone meant watching the battery go flying? Absolute madness!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Smoking weed makes you dumb.

#midi

<+darkmagex> ive had a woman sit in my lap. i miss that

Both the Outdoor Boys and l0de retire from their allustriois YouTube careers in the same 24 hours... Coincidence??

Anti Left Memes I don't have sound on this PC but those are some CRAZY eyebrows.

<+darkmagex> a gay man in a bar once felt my chest (with my permission) and said "hmmmmm you're not my type"

<+tulpa> Dwaine called me yesterday <+tulpa> he deleted IRCCLOUD

HeatWave0

Went into an anxiety spiral once I saw this, that trauma still deep in me somewhere apparently

new album “i invented the computer” should hit @spotify, @applemusic et al on 2025.08.08.