Sorry son, gotta touch some wheat.

Sometimes you've gotta be a hater, but with love.

Yeah, apparently my "moments of brilliance" needed to also include mind reading, being multiple places at once, and having highly questionable ethics and morals. Womp womp.

Why is it that when you turn 25, someone is always coming back from Japan and someone is leaving for Italy.

Of coors.

Is that when you touch saxophones?

My gast is flabbered.

Chicks before ducks.

I'm selling my fluids for money.

Pepto Abysmal

Tried to spell "Dybbuk" at trivia. Gave them like three different spelling options, followed by "you know what i'm saying and you know i'm right." None of my proposed spellings were close nor even contained a "y". One even included a "q". I was still right.

You come into my house, eat my cinnamon rolls, and you disrespect my boy like this?

.......but i don't wanna die in minnesota

Oh no there's been a crime at panda express

I'm starting to think we all share a brain and I control the mouth... which is bad.

TS12 announced and i'm literally shaking I'm so excited we're one album closer to her retirement😱🙌🫶 #ts13 #theendisnearthankgod

New drag name idea: Ouija Mangione

I hate it here. And by here I mean my flesh cage.

A downside of *just knowing things* is that people know I know so they never think to *confirm* I *know* to then one day drop the most insane information and act shocked that i'm shocked because yes I *knew* but you never *told* me?! *=hand gestures, anxiety

Um excuse you, that's the cinemadographer?